There is no such thing as zombies...

"Well young lady .... your tall tales and scaremongering have come to nothing it seems. I am ashamed that so many of you were taken in by this utter foolishness. I have been in charge of this college for fifteen years and I can state quite categorically that there are no such things as zombies. I can only hope that some degree of sanity can now return to this fine ....umm... why are you all looking behind me and what is that awful smell."